What do you want from Santa this year?
Hmm, maybe a pet elephant? I have been researching this and I think there are mini elephants that actually exist! But I would probably settle for a mini lama too..
Some women sexualize men’s muscles the way some men sexualize women’s boobs.
SOMEONE SAID IT
Yes, but no one is telling to cover them up because it’s indecent
not only that but women do not shout things like “nice fuckin guns, ya fine piece of dick” and “I’d like to rub oil all over your muscled body” at men on the street soo
"how will i explain gay couples to my children”
if you can explain to your children that an immortal man in a red suit who lives in the north pole travels around the entire world on one night every year on a sleigh carried by magical flying deer i think it’ll be easy enough to tell them two people are in love
petition for my favourite band to play every song they ever wrote in one gig no matter how long it takes